Today, I got a call from my daughter’s teacher asking me to come pick her up. My daughter wouldn’t tell her what was wrong. I left an important work meeting. When I got there she stated her boyfriend broke up with her and she couldn't emotionally make it through the rest of the day. She's 5. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11882) - you totally deserved it (1306)

On 02/08/2011 at 12:46pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

lol not right in the head

my new Guru

there is something so beautiful about this...

Warriors

“When birds fall from the sky and the animals are dying, a new tribe of people shall come unto the earth from many colors, classes, creeds, who by their ACTIONS & deeds shall make the Earth GREEN again. They will be known as the warriors of the Rainbow.” —Hopi Prophecy

"I'm Ron Burgundy. You stay classy, San Diego."

"Discovered by the Germans in 1904 they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina." - Ron Burgundy

i want these guys to be my body guards.

more than...

hahaha..

he will always be sexy.

Brad Pitt

Einstein

do the humpty hump

it's soo cold.

if only..

Space Pulp

Rebels

Dear Parents, Jasmine was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy named Aladdin. Snow White lived alone with 7 men. Pinnochio was a liar. Robin Hood was a thief. Tarzan walked around without clothes on. A stranger kissed sleeping beauty and she married him. Cinderella lied and snuck out at night to attend a party. You can’t blame us. We were taught to rebel since a young age.

cool idea for a tattoo

except i would make the anchor into a heart

Intelligent Extraneous Lyrics.

http://www.todaysbigthing.com/2010/12/16